Holo-Alf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[waste of everyone's time]

ok...

Most of it was pointless and used long music clips, which explains the big file size. I did vote to protect, but for one reason and one reason only...

Go! Go! Power Waders!

Yeah, the one who made that should probably submit on his own next time. He was the only one that was remotely funny.

[5MF Honey Smack]

Very clever

Excellent writing and vocal delivery. Perhaps you should go into stand up. Very little in the way of animation but the characters looked nice enough. Don't see much clever humour like this on newgrounds, so I salute you!

kev-nuu responds:

I'll tell the writer and narrator, Seth Webber, that you enjoyed his delivery. He does some amazing narration. Thanks for the salute, sir!

[Child Stars Have It Rough]

I normally hate this kind of thing...

but it was funny. Intro was good, and I love an anti-climax. Poor Gary...

F00D responds:

yeh

[Uprising]

Pretty good

Nice work with the music synching up to the action, gave the animation a great sense of fluidity. Characters and animation not perfect, but it had style and pace and a lot more character than most other similar flashes. Nice one.

[RienLand]

Fantastic

Most stuff I vote to protect on newgrounds is either well-made but unoriginal and dull, or badly animated but interseting or funny.

This was awesome. Inventive, suprising and beautifully animated. The music was cool as well.

[Channel Hopping]

Interesting...

Popeye was fucking hilarious. You've got the humour down, now all you have to do is work on the animation....

Steroids. Hehe

[Garfiled mini series ep1]

Nice

If that's really you're first flash then you're really talented. It was far too short and unoriginal (not a big fan of plagarising other people's characters unless it's parody) but that's to be expected from a first. Anyone who tries to make an epic on their first go is far too over-ambitious and foolish. However, you should have a go at something more substantial next time. You're good enough to pull it off.

[BEANS]

Great!

Gave you a five because I really want to protect this. It really scared me. You're clearly a little bit peculiar...

Wicked piece of absolute nonsense. So much stuff uploaded to the portal is devoid of innovation, so I hope this does relatively well! Good luck!

[Eyewitness]

At last...

...something halfway decent came into the portal! I been sat here blamming crap for nearrly an hour!

Yeah, story not exactly wonderful and characters/animation also ain't perfect, but it had time and effort put into it. Really liked the backgrounds, they looked cool! Nice use of sound and pretty good direction as well. If you go all out on something and spend FOREVER making it you could make a flash that was absolutely fantastic.

giel1 responds:

Thanks, yeah but forever is a bit long.. And I ate like 4 plates of spaghetti so I'll be probably on the toilet 4 an hour

[Mecha-Death: Pilot]

Cool

You really are one of Newgrounds genuinely wonderful artists, both in animation and content. I can do a great Japanese style slightly camp bad guy. Drop us a line if you're interested!