Holo-Alf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FE-W/-\R]

I liked that.

Although I'm not sure why. I gave it a 2 because it looked unfinished (even as a single episode) but I don't think it should get blammed. If it does then please find a way to make the file size smaller and the flash longer. The art and animation weren't that good, but it looked like it was going somewhere. I hope it is.

[Service Announcement]

How true!

Just like to say that I've been on NG for a couple of weeks and I already think I get how to vote sensibly. It has nothing to do with being a 'noob'. Its about being a fucking moron!

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Lol. so true... I have to admit i wasn't the best assessor either at the start. But when i realised that authors work really hard to deliver good content i just had to make a stand for all of them.

Thanks for the support!

[The Dachshund Song]

Thanks

I only had one braincell left. You just killed it. Ah man am I ever drunk. Boy oh boy. I just got sent insane by a bunch of singing dogs. And NG told me off for gettting 2 submissions blammed or something. Even though i was drunk for one of them. And I just finished a masterwork and NG wont let me submit it coz I'm a drunken buffoon. Curse them and their stupid rules. Anyway, I fave you 5. So be more happy than I am. Oh wait a second, you CAN'T be less happy than I am! My bad!

[Treeater]

I'm drunk

I just got in from the pub. Feeling kinda depressed. Everything on NG is shit. Wish I hadn't bothered. Then along come captain planet! I gave you 10 on everythin and I'm sure thats breaking the rule somehow, but fuckit. I'm pissed and you made me laugh. Thanks. I gave you 5/5

[SaintStick]

Ok, you win

I normally hate stick fights, but you got away with it because the animation was pretty cool and all the other graphics I thought were very nice. Fast paced action and some pretty special effects put this a cut above the rest. I hope it gets through. Unoriginal, but well executed.

[Sadness And Sorrow]

Nice

Firstly, the music was gorgeous. Amazing, where did you get it? Secondly, I think it might get blammed but don't be discouraged. I think you could become a really good flash artist. I would be honoured if you contacted me. Respect.

[late night shopping]

That were reet good

Yeah, I like it! Animation and art work was cool, reminded me a bit of Mr Scruff. The song was pretty daft, like The Streets but more northern. Funky!

[-Fight for your Lemons-]

WTF???!!

That made no sense, in the best possible way. The animation and art was great and the weird music suited the visuals perfectly. I love the expression on the guys face when he does that rubbish magic trick, as if he can't quite believe it. Good stuff!